Mitch Hedberg Wiki Quotes & Sayings

Where the fuck do you get your electricity from? Do you have a bicycle with a generator on it or something? Where do you get the gasoline for your fucking car? Shut the fuck up! You can be whatever you want to be. Eat vegan. Eat raw. Grow your own vegetables. But you always have to pay somebody for something. — Tony Rettman

What did we know about those closest to us, really? No one ever dared to speak plainly about desire; no one said the word out loud. — Alice Hoffman

I like to think of myself as a humanitarian. — Seal

Nicky turned and bolted. He'd only had about a thirty foot head start and a few were closing ground on him quickly. He cursed his hundred-dollar shoes and his vanity. The shoes looked great, but were definitely not made for running, nor was the suit he was wearing. He vowed that if he made it out of there alive, he'd only wear sneakers and track suits for the rest of his days. Of course, I'll probably be laughed out of the mob, but I don't care at this point. — Ian McClellan

We've got Father and Mother, and each other, said Beth contentedly from her corner. — Louisa May Alcott

No man is perfect but God is. What do you think? — Koyel Mitra

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive. — Brian Clough