Mistretta Chiropractic Quotes & Sayings

If I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised ... — Dana Gould

Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other. — Mark Twain

Once more into the breach," he said, turning up his collar. "Wish me luck." For an odd second, she thought he might lean down and kiss her cheek. "Good luck," she said. Over her shoulder, she watched him walk away. A slight limp, a favoring, perhaps, of his left leg. A flaw that would, she knew, diminish him in some women's eyes. Even if he'd been wounded in the war, there would be, she knew, for some women, the diminished appeal of a man who had suffered something over which he'd had no control. Who had suffered disappointment. — Alice McDermott

In all labour there is profit: but the talk of the lips tendeth only to penury. — Anonymous

When asked why he doesn't believe in astrology, the logician Raymond Smullyan responds that he's a Gemini and Geminis never believe in astrology. — John Allen Paulos

Archer isn't hot anymore ... He tried to kill me, and his girlfriend is Satan. — Rachel Hawkins

Do you want a happy heart when you are old? Then get with the Lord and stay with Him. That is how it works. — Shelton Smith

Words are a homeland. — Mahmoud Darwish