Misspeaking Synonyms Quotes & Sayings

What shall you do all your vacation?', asked Amy. "I shall lie abed and do nothing", replied Meg. — Louisa May Alcott

Daylight won't protect you from anything. Bad things happen all the time; they don't wait until after dinner — Katja Millay

You can do anything with bayonets except sit on them. — Thomas Hardy

I'm trying to simplify my life, I guess that's my latest project. — Jeremy Jones

Pursue what catches your heart rather than what catches your eyes. — Roy Bennett

Knowledge is a comfortable and necessary retreat and shelter for us in an advanced age; and if we do not plant it while young, it will give us no shade when we grow old. — Lord Chesterfield

I don't care how high my shrink increases my Lexapro dosage - I WANT TO BE A ROBOT THAT HELPS WOLVES HAVE SEX. Otherwise my parents threw away the money they spent on my college education. — Patton Oswalt

Got a pair just like those. Never seen 'em lookin' like that though." "Like what?" Sauntering away from her, I smirked. "Sexy as fuck. — Lola Stark

Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the Midol. — Denise Jaden

Most artists don't get paid for what they do, and they are lucky if they can persuade a friend to let them show something at a kid's birthday party. — Andrei Codrescu