Miss Congeniality Funny Quotes & Sayings

Given a choice between life and death, choose life. Given a choice between right and wrong, choose what's right. And given a choice between a terrible truth and a beautiful lie, choose the truth every time. — Mira Grant

I don't think of myself as giving interviews. I just have conversations. That gets me in trouble. — Charles Barkley

Justice will not come to Athens until those who are not injured are as indignant as those who are injured. — Thucydides

No society can understand itself without looking at its shadow side. — Gabor Mate

If you expect nothing from somebody you are never disappointed. — Sylvia Plath

As an adult, most of my friends are women . . . they, too, had that moment when they realized they were all the "other girls," and that every girl in the world is, too. — Mara Wilson

What's the book like?"
"Well, some of it's twaddle, but mostly it's just piffle. Cheers! — David Mitchell

You can preserve trees; you can preserve birds; you can preserve woodchucks; but people have got to go. — Jeff Whichello

Trust is not the same as faith. A friend is someone you trust. Putting faith in anyone is a mistake. — Christopher Hitchens

Of private differences personal to himself, my brother had none. — John Sergeant Wise

I went to the Protestant cemetery, and it sounds really morbid, but when I came here, I thought that this is where I want to die. I feel spiritually found here. — Mark Ehrman

Much of the blame is the malarkey that artists have created to glorify war, which as we all know, is nonsense, and a good deal worse than that - romantic pictures of battle, and of the dead and men in uniform and all that. And I did not want to have that story told again. — Kurt Vonnegut

It's hard to really look at somebody and go: "Hey, maybe something nice will happen." You just don't
I know too much about life to have any optimism, because I know even if it's nice, it's going to lead to shit. I know that if you smile at somebody and they smile back, you've just decided that something shitty is going to happen. — Louis C.K.

No lake is beautiful without the sky, without the mist or without the trees and the autumn leaves! No beauty is beautiful in itself! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

My own experience with being interviewed is mixed. I suppose they're a part of my job, and as I would like readers to connect with my books, I do them. I've also made many lifelong friends whom I first encountered as interviewers - as a writer, they're a terrific way to meet and add smart new people to one's life. — Douglas Coupland