Mispunctuates Quotes & Sayings

The writer who neglects punctuation, or mispunctuates, is liable to be misunderstood for the want of merely a comma, it often occurs that an axiom appears a paradox, or that a sarcasm is converted into a sermonoid. — Edgar Allan Poe

I once tried playing baseball but I started crying. — Thom Yorke

South Carolina is a great place to be from. — Tim Scott

Scientology is weird because it's new. — Sarah Silverman

It's the ropes and the reins, and the joy and the pain. And they call the thing rodeo. — Garth Brooks

I'll make phone calls. I'll call anybody and knock on any door to try and get a location, or get an actor, or get an actress. But no, it was just very easy. We just hit the ground running. — Pierce Brosnan

Out of perfection nothing can be made. Every process involves breaking something up. — Joseph Campbell

Scum of the Earth as some may be in their daily lives, they can all be saints in emergencies. — Kurt Vonnegut

It's not like I'm sitting at home coming up with some secret beauty plan. — Lara Stone

Time is the resource from which everything is made — Sunday Adelaja

You have to stand out, do something, to be remembered. — Patricia Hamill

I was a little fat pudgy kid with big thick glasses, and I was quiet and never said a word, you know - teachers loved me, straight-A student. — Morgan Fairchild

I have a St. Bernard named B. — Heather O'Rourke

But now I. Never. Do. Anything. For anybody. Except retards I don't even give a shit about. — John Green

You throw a person in the river and then make a spectacle of jumping in to save them. — Ann Patchett

The second time I took acid, I watched myself in the mirror for nine hours. What I realized, when I stared, was that my face looked exactly the same when I cried as when I laughed. After awhile I couldn't tell which I was doing. Relief was just pain inside out. — Jerry Stahl