Mishoe Whitewater Quotes & Sayings

The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight, because for the longest time, I have said that president Bush must set a timetable for removing his head from his ass ... and, by god, last week they went in and looked for it. They didn't find it, so now we don't know where it is, but at least for once in my life, I get to see the words Bush, operation, and successful in the same sentence. — Bill Maher

Don't go downstairs for a bit." "Why not?" said Ron. "Mum's crying again," said Fred heavily. "Percy sent back his Christmas jumper." "Without a note," added George. "Hasn't asked how — J.K. Rowling

No great pastry chef has sweet teeth. — Morley Safer

What you allow inside of you will settle there unless you find an effective way to work it out. — Malebo Sephodi

You can't win an argument. You can't because if you lose it, you lose it; and if you win it, you lose it. — Dale Carnegie

My names were hand-me-downs too: girl, the creature, or, most often, you there. — Emma Donoghue

Every morning, you have a choice either to make your day relaxed or stressful.
To be thankful for what you have or to complain about what you don't have.
To count your achievements and celebrate them, or to dwell on the mistakes of your past and feel bad.
To take action to make things better, or
to continue on in mediocrity. — Maddy Malhotra

I couldn't imagine that this faint throbbing which had been with me for so long would ever cease. — Albert Camus

Of course I know who you are. You're my girl. I love you. — John Wayne

Why didn't you say something sooner! I said He wasn't the only one disgusted. This is my first time on a horse. Really? Blaec said dryly, I couldn't tell. Oh just pretend its my son you're riding. — Sunny