Mishearing Workout Quotes & Sayings

I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back. — Joey Comeau

Our great mistake in education is ... the worship of book-learning-the confusion of instruction and education. We strain the memory instead of cultivating the mind ... We ought to follow exactly the opposite course with children-to give them a wholesome variety of mental food, and endeavour to cultivate their tastes, rather than to fill their minds with dry facts. — John Lubbock

I think, people are generally willing to imagine robots of all shapes, as humanoid robots are not practical. — Colin Angle

The Greeks already understood that there was more interest in portraying an unusual character than a usual character - that is the purpose of films and theatre. — Isabelle Huppert

When obedience to God contradicts what I think will give me pleasure, let me ask myself if I love Him. — Elisabeth Elliot

Beware At war Or at peace, More people die Of unenlightened self-interest Than of any other disease — Octavia Butler

As children we accept magic as a normal part of life. Everything seems rooted in it, everything conspires in magic terms. — Paul Scott