Mishear Quotes & Sayings

If you're too specific, people will purposely mishear you so they can be outraged about whatever thing that usually outrages them. — Patrick Ness

I'm not giving you any options here. We're doing this, Eva. Enjoy your last remaining hours as a single woman. — Sylvia Day

I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them. — Michael Summers

When people ask me how I am I tell them......"I'm present — Matthew Donnelly

Thus, from admiration of one wise and innocent child, and from a misheard remark, the process that not even Aristotle could codify was triggered.
Where do you get your ideas?
I purposely mishear things. — Harlan Ellison

Some people believe that holding on and hanging there are signs of strength, but there are times in life when it takes much more strength just to let go. — Ann Landers

Not that which is inspires the creation, but that which may be; not the actual, but the possible. — Rudolf Steiner

Scripture tells us that there will be signs pointing toward the return of the Lord. I believe all these signs are evident today. — Billy Graham

Knowledge is power, but execution trumps knowledge, so it's what you do from here that will matter. — Anthony Robbins

The very best thing for music would be to live next door to a person who listens to loud music so you could mishear music everyday and mutate it to your own means. — Dar Williams

You are always the light in my darkness. You're the reason I'm alive, you're the reason I'm here and you're the reason I breathe, every day. — Tara Sivec

I can't know your feelings", he said ,"if you don't know them yourself. — Kristin Cashore

Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. — Ambrose Bierce

He'd known it would be good between them, he just wasn't prepared for how good. Like the-bloody-earth-moved good. — Kelly Moran