Miser Funny Quotes & Sayings

When you're in pain, you're genuinely very, very alive, and that's beautiful. Especially emotional pain. — Alex Ebert

I know I'm a champion. I know I've got it in me, they can't stop me. — Lil B

At certain moments of intense personal grief, capturing images was for me the only way to comprehend later what was happening. — Pedro Meyer

ALRIGHT then, be a Zen monk. But you wait and see. You'll be happy and bright. You'll laugh. People will envy and ridicule you. You won't care. (sigh) — Lew Welch

A bargain is in its very essence a hostile transaction do not all men try to abate the price of all they buy? I contend that a bargain even between brethren is a declaration of war. — Lord Byron

You cant change the world, Just the role you play in it — Cody Cobb

Sometimes I feel the need of an avalanche within me. — Mark Lawrence

All the diversity, all the charm, and all the beauty of life are made up of light and shade. — Leo Tolstoy

Freudian Slip: When You Mean One Thing And Say Your Mother. — Lydia Millet

Listen to me. I did not say I was falling in love with you, if only you would hide some part of yourself or change some aspect to try to please me. I said I was falling in love with you - all of you. I don't want you to curb yourself, deny yourself, cover up your face or head or any part of your body. I don't want you to lose or gain weight, or watch what you say, or deny how you feel, or try to be anything but who you are, because who you are is the most beautiful person in the world to me. — Thea Harrison

Why, in our culture, do so many discussions of male/female roles seem so painful, unfair, unreal, unfunny, and even preposterous? Because of men who demand submission from their wives but in turn submit themselves to no one, including God ... We cannot blame women for being frustrated because they fear the injustice of being under headship that itself is not accountable. — Stu Weber

The exact Quantity and Quality being found out, is to be kept to constantly. — Benjamin Franklin

Truth, schmuth," Captain Sham said. If you don't care about something, one way to demonstrate your feelings is to say the word and then repeat the word with the letters S-C-H-M replacing the real first letters. Somebody who didn't care about dentists, for instance, could say "Dentists, schmentists. — Lemony Snicket