Miscellaneous Funny Quotes & Sayings

Much of today's psychiatric science is based on wish, myth, and politics ... — Loren Mosher

He sort of gets comic moments. Not a lot of directors do. — Kevin McDonald

Spirituality gives strength of spirit. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Death is just another path to take, as real as morning. — Na'ama Yehuda

Oh, I don't talk about God. — Shepard Smith

There's a tendency today to absolve individuals of moral responsibility and treat them as victims of social circumstance. You buy that, you pay with your soul. It's not men who limit women, it's not straights who limit gays, it's not whites who limit blacks. What limits people is lack of character. What limits people is that they don't have the fucking nerve or imagination to star in their own movie, let alone direct it. — Tom Robbins

If you ask me if I think I will be sober in 24 hours time I can say yes, but in two years I can't tell you. I could be dead. — Daniel Baldwin

There are different kinds of love you experience in life. Loving someone differently doesn't mean loving a person less than you love someone else. Love is love. — Nely Cab

We do not choose what happens to us. We can only choose what we do after. What we do now. We can only choose to keep going. — Heidi R. Kling

There's something every woman wants, and that's a man to blame. — Philip Roth

I'm very happy where I am: I'm a senator from Ohio. — Rob Portman

If you know that everything comes from the mind, don't become attached. Once attached, you're unaware. But once you see your own nature, the entire Canon becomes so much prose. It's thousands of sutras and shastras only amount to a clear mind. Understanding comes in midsentence. What good are doctrines? The ultimate Truth is beyond words. Doctrines are words. They're not the Way. The Way is wordless. Words are illusions ... Don't cling to appearances, and you'll break through all barriers ... — Bodhidharma

Gemma, there's no use running." The man's voice rumbled through the night. It was the same voice that always showed up right before the monsters captured me. "No matter what you do, you'll never escape. — Jessica Sorensen

You cannot slay the illusion of the victim until you face it and call it truth — Deborah Brodie

The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are. — Jon Kabat-Zinn

You can never have too much money. — Jess C. Scott