Misattributed H L Mencken Quotes & Sayings

I've been writing since I'm five years old. I've been writing books since high school - junior high, high school. I write every single day. I never thought I'd be published. — Karrine Steffans

Listen Noah, I've had two helpings of flaming bitch this morning. Satan himself wouldn't fuck with me right now ... — Sophie Monroe

I don't do my work for any kind of group in particular, except for hobos, who just plain kick ass and light up my life. — Jhonen Vasquez

I recall the story of the philosopher and the theologian... The two were engaged in disputation and the theologian used the old quip about a philosopher resembling a blind man, in a dark room, looking for a black cat - which wasn't there. 'That may be,' said the philosopher, 'but a theologian would have found it. — Julian Huxley

Even if it's deep unhappiness, it's your unhappiness. — Andrew Sullivan

When the baby sees Ismay, she bawls. "She must miss her mother," Ismay says. "Maybe I remind her of her mother?" A.J. nods, though he thinks the real cause is that his sister-in-law frightens the baby. — Gabrielle Zevin

All things must progress, and progression is not always a steady incline. — Brandon Sanderson

Yes, this life is passing swiftly; our days
seem to fade quickly; and
death appears frightening at times.
Nevertheless, our spirit will continue
to live and will one day be united with
our resurrected body to receive immortal glory. I bear solemn witness
that because of the merciful Christ,
we will all live again and forever. — Dieter F. Uchtdorf