Misattributed Carl Bard Quotes & Sayings

You can't go back and make a new start, but you can start right now and make a brand new ending. — James R. Sherman

If one find lost property in a locality where the majority are Israelites, he is bound to proclaim it; but he is not bound to do so if the majority be Gentiles.' -- Bava Metzia , fol 24, col. 1"

-- Hebraic Literature, page 31 — Maurice H. Harris

A purring noise woke him. Something furry was curled on his chest. Jarby opened one eye slowly. Something black, white, buff, and lemon-smelling. He glared at her and groaned. Stupid wytzl. Buffi chirruped and fluttered away to Poke. — Ellen Dawn Benefield

The best thing about golf is ultimately what it teaches you about yourself. And the worst thing is how freakin' nervous it can make you feel. — Gabrielle Reece

But now we've finally taken full possession of what is rightfully ours, because everyone must feel their own pain
and as awful as that is, it's also wonderful. — Neal Shusterman

American diplomacy is easy on the brain but hell on the feet. — Charles G. Dawes