Mirriam Funny Quotes & Sayings

Housework is a cinch, provided your standards are low enough. — Marianne Neifert

There is a difference between a military mission and the aspiration for the long-term plans for the country. What we want is a stable enough Afghanistan, able to look after its own security so we can leave without the fear of it imploding ... But let's be clear - it's not going to be perfect. — Liam Fox

If you run away from trouble, it always follows.'
Rather my impression, too. Though that never stopped me trying. — Tanith Lee

Release the joy that is inside of another, and you release the joy that is inside of you. — Neale Donald Walsch

Men are victims of their own impulses. — Gloria Steinem

You can't succeed coming to the potluck with only a fork. — Dave Liniger

When I look at you, she is all I see. — Ella Frank

One of the quickest ways to make friends mad is to tell them what they should or shouldn't have done. — Sam Horn