Miopie Quotes & Sayings

Books are sepulchres of thought. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A college education I would never propose - a bachelor's degree won't even keep you in clothes — Cole Porter

Sister Evangelina shared this robust humour. Before an enema: "Now then, Dad, we're going to put a squib up your arse, shake your insides about a bit. Got the jerry ready, Mother, and the clothes pegs to clip on our noses." Laughter would continue about how he hadn't "been" for a fortnight, and there must be a turd inside as big as an elephant's. And no one was the slightest bit embarrassed, least of all the patient. No, — Jennifer Worth

Suppose several boys are moving along a particular road and one boy falls into a drain, his dress and his body, become dirty. Other people, passers-by, will laugh at him, but when the boy's father sees his boy in that condition, what is he to do? Will he laugh at his own son? No! What will he do? — Prabhat Ranjan Sarkar

I like to play bad guys, since good guys are always beaten up several times during the movie. Bad guys are beaten only once, in the end. — Michael Ironside

Neutrals and lukewarms do not make history. — Adolf Hitler

I created Evel Knievel, and then he sort of got away from me. — Evel Knievel

The more people trust in God, the less will they trust their own judgments, or interfere with the ordering of events. — George MacDonald

Apparently being Cinderella isn't so bad after all. — Melissa Kantor

Emma was just like any other mistress; and the charm of novelty, falling down slowly like a dress, exposed only the eternal monotony of passion, always the same forms and the same language. — Gustave Flaubert

I am not stroppy at all. — Andy Murray

Every director I've ever admired has a beard. — Peter Horton

A little," panted Mrs. Peagrim, who, though she danced often and vigorously, was never in the best of condition, owing to her habit of neutralizing the beneficent effects of exercise by surreptitious candy-eating. "I'm a little out of breath. — P.G. Wodehouse

There are all kinds of smiles. On the football field I mostly used the one where the hawk spots the dove. — Deacon Jones