Minungum Quotes & Sayings

Off flew his shirt, which landed on an outstretched arm of the ceiling fan. 'Beats me. God, is there a padlock on this thing?'
'It's not rocket science, Driggs. It's a bra.'
'It's a Rubik's cube of diabolical proportions, is what it - ha! Suck it, evil underwear!' Triumphant, he flung the unfastened conundrum across the room [ ... ] — Gina Damico

Colored labor for the house, field, grove, or garden, while easy to control, is very far from satisfactory. It is always uncertain, indolent, and negligent, unless closely and incessantly watched. As a class, the colored servants are given to falsehood and petty theft, are liable to leave you without a word of warning just when badly needed, and are wasteful of your stores and provender. — Adam Wasserman

The best education I've had in my life is to travel. — Matthew McConaughey

A self-advertising writer is always a self-extinguished writer. — Archibald MacLeish

Everything I have is dirty, but I'm sure I can figure something. Maybe I can make a dress out of a garbage bag. Lady Gaga wore that meat dress to the VMA's, so I should be able to dress in a garbage bag. I'll get black ones, to symbolize my current state of mind. Like performance art of something. — Lauren Barnholdt

You get so tired of political correctness. I'm noted for speaking out all my career. — Joe Arpaio

When one really loves, one can never be hurt. — Lester Levenson

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all. — Karen Marie Moning