Minnesotas Northwest Quotes & Sayings

I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later. — Lewis Black

I'm not here to talk about my wife," he said.
Ainsley's eyes were filled with anger for him. "Very well, what did you come here to talk about?"
Cameron touched the top button of her dull gray afternoon dress and forced his voice to soften "I came to ask how many buttons you'll undo for me today. — Jennifer Ashley

The abortion industry can try to improve its 'messaging' all it wants. But unless abortion advocates change their devotion to abortion-on-demand, the only message Americans will receive is that the abortion industry is only really interested in improving its bottom line at the expense of the most defenseless among us. — Gary Bauer

Just as a gardener must tend his or her plot, keeping out the weeds, you must tend the garden of your mind, weeding out the thoughts of lack, limitation, and negativity. You must nurture and tend the thoughts of happiness, success, and purpose. — Randy Gage

Dieting was cruel; it was an abuse of human rights. Yes, that's what it was, and she should not allow herself to be manipulated in this way. She stopped herself. Thinking like that was nothing more than coming up with excuses for breaking the diet. Mma Ramotswe was made of sterner stuff than that, and so she persisted. — Alexander McCall Smith

But in his experience it was only a matter of time before the normal balance of the universe restored itself and started doing the usual terrible things to him. — Terry Pratchett

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get his laundry done. — Burt Reynolds

Be prepared to change yourself if you think there is a need to change your environment. — Eraldo Banovac

Obliging elected Democrats willingly pander to the radical lefties who elevated them to their throne. — Bob Beauprez