Mingyur Pauldron Quotes & Sayings

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it. — Richard Jeni

It occurs to me that my thinking has been faulty: we do not feel God's absence. We feel the absence of all that is lost to God, that which has set itself apart and refuses to return, believing itself to be in exile. — K.J. Bishop

I am not trying to do material which I cannot do full out. — Mikhail Baryshnikov

everytime you got somethin' good goin', look like somebody got to fuck it up. — Tom Sancton

The rich man and his daughter are soon parted. — Kin Hubbard

I'm competitive. I'd love another chance to be part of a Stanley Cup championship team. That'd be awesome. — Ed Belfour

My heart has more rooms in it than a whore house — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

The vamps had plans to make for the trip? Well, so did she. Backups for when their plans went to hell and her plans were all they had left. — D.B. Reynolds

Peace built on lies, is no peace at all. — Sarah Moore Fitzgerald

There's been some research in cognitive science, I'm told, that discloses that there have always been perhaps 10 to 15 percent of people who are, as Pascal puts it, so made that they cannot believe. To us, when people talk about faith, it's white noise. — Christopher Hitchens

Treat your body well, and it'll see you through for many years. — Johnny Weissmuller