Minder Funny Quotes & Sayings

I'm excited about our rising generation. — Van Jones

Friends can create our most cherished memories. — Fennel Hudson

Good idea. I'll do it. — Mary Connealy

If you improve your health or your relationships or your professional knowledge only 1% each day, after one month this will amount to a 30% increase. After one year this will amount to a 365% increase. By devoting yourself to continuous improvement and excellence in minor ways each day, your life really can transform. — Robin S. Sharma

Help thyself: then everyone will help thee too. Principle of Christian charity. — Friedrich Nietzsche

BOTOLPHS (pl.n) Huge benign tumours which archdeacons and old chemistry teachers affect to wear on the sides of their noses. — Douglas Adams

Summer fades; the first cold, Northern air
Sweeps, like hatred, through still days -
The August heat now gone elsewhere,
To Southern, bird-filled coasts and bays;
Amid constricting vales of cloud,
A pale and liquid Autumn sun
That once beat down on an empty plain
And may again. And may again. — Trevor Howard

I actually really like Christopher Walken. I find him a really interesting actor. He's such a character that I love everything he's in. — David Lambert

Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history than any other single idea. — Madalyn Murray O'Hair

I think the Cold War was worse for Africa than colonialism. — Mo Ibrahim

Charlie tried to focus on what she was saying, but his head felt packed with gauze. Like no one could reach him in here, where it hurt. — Garth Risk Hallberg

Lists of books we re-read and books we can't finish tell more about us than about the relative worth of the books themselves — Russell Banks

I'm not allowed on FOX, and I'm not allowed on MSNBC. — Jesse Ventura

WAIT TILL THEY SEE THESE ARMS IN AFRICA. THEY LOOK BIG ENOUGH TO ME — Lou Ferrigno

Wag the world how it will, Leaves must be green in Spring. — Herman Melville