Milonakis Andy Quotes & Sayings

There's little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk. — Andy Milonakis

I still love finding the soul of the characters I play and defining who they are. This to me is my paint set, and the colors are always exciting to choose. — Andie MacDowell

The historic role of the consumer has been nothing more than a giant maw at the end of the mass media's long conveyer belt, the all-absorbing Yin to the mass media's all-producing Yang ... In the age of the internet, no one is a passive consumer anymore because everyone is a media outlet. — Clay Shirky

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative. — Andy Milonakis

I've never had any desire to be good. I don't like goodness particularly. — Hanif Kureishi

In the TIME ORIENTATION metaphor, an observer is located at the present, with the past behind him and the future in front, as in That's all behind us, We're looking ahead, and She has a great future in front of her. Then a metaphorical motion can be added to the scene in one of two ways. In the MOVING TIME metaphor, time is a parade that sweeps past a stationary observer: The time will come when typewriters are obsolete; The time for action has arrived; The deadline is approaching; The summer is flying by. But we also find a MOVING OBSERVER metaphor, in which the landscape of time is stationary and the observer proceeds through it: There's trouble down the road; We're coming up on Christmas; She left at nine o' clock; We passed the deadline; We're halfway through the semester. — Steven Pinker

I was a huge Internet junkie. — Andy Milonakis

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing. — Andy Milonakis

I'm clean and dope like heroin soap — Andy Milonakis

There's not a lot of music videos that are totally, totally disturbing. — Andy Milonakis

I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want — Andy Milonakis

I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think it's time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff. — Andy Milonakis

If life gives you lemons, you make beef stew — Andy Milonakis

I'm going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone's interested, and if not then I'll just live out the tortured life instead of showing it on TV. — Andy Milonakis

I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show. — Andy Milonakis

Big L is my favorite rapper of all time. He got killed quite a few years ago now but I think he's amazing and he kind of inspires me like his style inspires me. I don't think there's been anyone better since. I mean, Biggie Smalls is definitely on the top of the list but Big L is like the underdog, I like to give him the edge. — Andy Milonakis

I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after an hour, 10 people write comments. — Andy Milonakis

MF Doom is like so out-of-the-box and just crazy. — Andy Milonakis

I've been a hip hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted rap guys from the get-go. — Andy Milonakis

I had sadness for breakfast. — Andy Milonakis

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist. — Andy Milonakis

I'm a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper. — Andy Milonakis

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding! — Andy Milonakis

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning. — Andy Milonakis

First we build people, then we build cars. — Fujio Cho

I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material. — Andy Milonakis

As an astronaut, you have a very defined set of tasks to do. Those tasks may require you to work 60, 70 or 80 hours a week. — Mae Jemison

I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice. — Andy Milonakis

Robby wasn't sure what beef stroganoff looked like, but he took grim pleasure in being called a mean and nasty dude. — Kerrelyn Sparks

I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don't think I'm gonna do 'Man On The Street' messing with people, I don't think I'm gonna do over-the-top wacky comedy. — Andy Milonakis