Miked Quotes & Sayings

Anne Marie's beauty and style belie a down-and-dirty education in the particulars of practical AI (artificial insemination). She has miked a boar of his prodigious ejaculate
over two hundred milliliters (a cup), as compared to a man's three milliliters
and she has done it with her hand. For, unlike stallions and bulls, boars don't cotton to artificial vaginas. (in part, because their penis, like their tail, is corkscrewed.) AI techs must squeeze the organ in their hand
hard and without letup
for the entire duration of the ejaculation: from five to fifteen minutes. "You should see the size of their hands," she says, of the men and women who regular ejaculate boars. — Mary Roach

As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything. — John Candy

Anytime you do a job, especially one that's as intense and long as this one was, you have phantom work syndrome. I'm constantly feeling like I'm miked, so I'm careful of what I say all the time. — Sam Huntington

The gears of God don't turn unless all the pieces fit right. — Lauren Oliver

Upon such slender threads as these do the fates of mortals hang — Voltaire

If you don't toot your own horn, don't complain that there's no music. — Guy Kawasaki

It is true that the more we see some connection in what happens to us, the more we are confirmed in the opinion we have about the reality of our appearances; and it is also true that the more we examine our appearances closely, the more we find them well-sequenced, as microscopes and other aids in making experiments have shown us. — Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

There's a guy in the audience with a distinctive laugh. I hope that guy is miked. The only problem with having a distinctive laugh is I know exactly when that guy isn't laughing. "Oh, distinctive laugh doesn't think that joke was funny!" — Mitch Hedberg

A well-wielded pen is a woman's best weapon. — Kiersten White

Motivation is bullshit, if you ask me this country could use a little less motivation. The people who are motivated are the ones who are causing all the trouble! Stock swindlers, serial killers, child molesters, Christian conservatives? These people are highly motivated, highly motivated. I think motivation is overrated, you show me some lazy prick who's lying around all day watching game shows and stroking his penis and I'll show you someone who's not causing any fucking trouble ok? — George Carlin

Just because you can't explain something doesn't make it false; just because you can explain something doesn't make it true. — Russell Eric Dobda

Any work of love brings a person face to face with God. — Mother Teresa

Liv."
I looked at him.
"Don't hide," North said.
"I'm not."
"You remember I told you once you were like a turtle?" North asked.
"Yes."
"I don't think turtles have very interesting lives."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"It's okay to have a hard shell," North said. "Not okay to hide in it when you're so young. — Nina Lane

I think I work in two worlds. I'll always try to kick through a wall. I did that when I was younger and I still have my way of doing that. — Patti Smith

I felt tears prick my eyes as I looked down at the model again, looking at that girl and boy on the curb. Forever in that place, together. — Sarah Dessen

It was a gentle love, a tactile love. It was all hands and lips and hearts in tandem. There was motion in our bodies and emotion in our discourse. We were a symphony of melody and melancholy. When you find peace in another's presence, there is no mistaken. — Lang Leav

But how to get faith strengthened? Not by striving after faith, but by resting on the Faithful One. — Hudson Taylor