Mikalah Quotes & Sayings

If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail. — Cole Porter

At least my balls are bigger than yours," she sneered, shocking me. O-kay. Not so lost anymore.
"You sure about that?" Gavin sneered right back, and I couldn't be sure, but it kind of looked like he was fighting a ... smile? "Take off your pants and show me."
"The only way I'll ever take off my pants in your presence is to use the material to choke you to death. — Gena Showalter

When I was starting out, I thought I would go into comedy and there would be a mentor, like the Philip Seymour Hoffman character in 'Almost Famous,' in my life, and there just wasn't. It was really frustrating for me because I desired that so much. — Mike Birbiglia

My five best friends, who were my bridesmaids in my wedding, are still my best friends. — Jill Kargman

This great purple butterfly,
In the prison of my hands,
Has a learning in his eye
Not a poor fool understands. — William Butler Yeats