Miesassargs Quotes & Sayings

When I was no longer afraid to deal with my own troubles, I did not want to be in a relationship with someone who was still afraid to deal with theirs. — Amanda Andruzzi

At no point during the making of this book have I inverted my penis although I did go to Blackpool which turned out to be almost as painful. — Matt Rudd

I am sympathetic to the fact that Turkey is doing everything it can to prevent the civil war in Syria from spilling over into its own country. — Thomas De Maiziere

Maxine will sometimes compliment us on our hair or other aspects of our scruffy appearance. The next day, or even later the same day, she'll send an all-caps e-mail asking why a certain form is not on her desk. This will prompt a peppy reply, one barely stifling a howl of fear:

Hey Maxine!
The document you want was actually put in your in-box yesterday around lunchtime. I also e-mailed it to you and Russell. Let me know if you can't find it!
Thanks!
Laars

P.S. I'm also attaching it again as a Word doc, just in case.

There's so much wrong here: the fake-vague around lunchtime, the nonsensical Thanks, the quasi-casual postscript. The exclamation points look downright psychotic. — Ed Park

Don't cry, I'm sorry to have deceived you so much, but that's how life is. — Vladimir Nabokov

Up close the city constitutes an oppressive series of staircases, but from a distance it inspires fantasies of wealth and power so profound that even our communists are temporarily rendered speechless. — David Sedaris

Credit, that rare bird of security and peace, rested with none, but stood with upraised wings, ready to fly off at the first rumor of suspicion. — Mark Twain

"But you believe us."

"Yes, I do," said Dumbledore quietly. "But I have no power to make other men see the truth..." — J.K. Rowling

higher concentration of dopamine appears to lower skepticism and result in greater vulnerability to pattern detection; an — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

You can't measure manhood with a tape line around his biceps. — Billy Sunday

Beneath his exhaustion, he radiated a serenity that suggested nothing in this place could touch him. Maybe nothing in this world could touch him. It was one of the most beautiful things she'd ever seen. She wanted to be that way, too: at peace with herself, autonomous, free. — Lauren Kate

Be wary of listening to stories secondhand. — Tim Allen

The women cried with one another, and it didn't seem to matter whether you were Jewish or Christian, you just mourned. — Harry Bernstein