Mielell Ni Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes you need to press pause to let everything sink in. — Sebastian Vettel

The best thing about getting a flu shot is that you never again need to wash your hands. That's how I see it. — Chuck Palahniuk

I just think women are funnier than men. — Margaret Cho

In the space of a decade, China and India have emerged as dramatic, dynamic competitors. — Peter Mandelson

Most people wait for their parents to die with a mixture of tremendous sadness and plans for a new swimming pool. — Edward St. Aubyn

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. — Henny Youngman

A single doctor, with the body of a Greek god, sat across from me at a candlelit table, and all I could think about was a greasy-fingered motorcycle mechanic.
I refrained from smacking my own forehead. — Lisa Kessler