Midlife Funny Quotes & Sayings

You know what's funny? I don't ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises - I don't see that happening to me. — Harry Connick Jr.

I have pains in my hearts, they have taken my appetite. — Robert Johnson

I already know I'm going to hell. At this point, it's really go big or go home. - T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones

I love a challenge and the last four years it has all come to fruition and it has been wonderful. — Sarah Brightman

It didn't matter that she was one of his best friend's cousins, or that she was a decade younger than him, or that he knew he'd likely get burned by her. He wanted to taste her again and this time he wasn't going to stop at kissing. Not unless she told him to. — Katie Reus

I'm not a big guy. I'm not a menacing guy. I'm not an intimidating guy. I may look that way, but just spend two seconds talking to me, and you know that's not who I am - not as a person, as a character. It's not who I intend to be. — Dave Bautista