Microsoft Word Curved Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes, when you want to make a difference in a person's life, stay out of it. — Dane Cook

That's what the world is , after all: an endless battle of contrasting memories. — Haruki Murakami

We owe a huge debt to Galileo for emancipating us all from the stupid belief in an Earth-centered or man-centered (let alone God-centered) system. He quite literally taught us our place and allowed us to go on to make extraordinary advances in knowledge. — Christopher Hitchens

I love eggs. Scrambled eggs. Fried eggs. Poached on toast, and boiled eggs. I love peeling the shell off of a boiled egg, don't you. I even like egg salad, which my brother won't eat even if someone holds him down ... — Lynda Mullaly Hunt

Only when we admit to our failures and recognize our weaknesses can we rise above them. — R.A. Salvatore

Faith is rather like a rhinoceros, in fact: it won't do much in the way of real work for you, and yet at close quarters it will make spectacular claims upon your attention. — Sam Harris

You scare the shit out of me, female." He — J.R. Ward

If Jonah had gone to Yale,
Instead of the gut of a whale,
He'd have a diploma,
A better aroma,
And a nice little condo in Vail. — M.J. McGuire