Microsoft Excel Funny Quotes & Sayings

You know when you're 14 and terrified to talk to a girl? I didn't suffer much from that. It seemed very natural to me to talk to girls. — Adam Levine

If it has a shelf life longer than you, don't eat it. — Kris Carr

Prayer in the sense of petition, asking for things, is a small part of it; confession and penitence are its threshold, adoration its sanctuary, the presence and vision and enjoyment of God its bread and wine. — C.S. Lewis

Live young. Live hard. Love deep. — Samantha Young

Aristotle thought the earth was stationary and that the sun, the moon, the planets, and the stars moved in circular orbits about the earth. — Stephen Hawking

I'm very strongly in favor of the auteur theory. — George Hickenlooper

Jamaicans are so unflappable, they might as well be Minnesotans. — Marlon James

When choosing your relationships, be guided by your life's purpose, your vision and your dreams. — Mensah Oteh

Through prayer, our free agency is used to admit and confess our deep desire to have God's help in our lives. — Elaine A. Cannon