Michno Krakow Quotes & Sayings

A little Jewish Grandma is at the Florida coast with her little Jewish Grandson. The grandson is playing on the beach when a big wave comes and washes the kid out to sea. The lifeguards swim out, bring him back to shore, the paramedics work on him for a long time, pumping the water out, reviving him. They turn to the Jewish Grandma, and say, we saved your grandson. The little Jewish Grandma says, He had a hat! — Henny Youngman

I don't trade my vote for money. — Bob Packwood

By ' patriotism ' I mean devotion to a particular place and a particular way of life , which one believes to be the best in the world but has no wish to force on other people. — George Orwell

He'd misspoken. She wasn't a blow. She was a hydrogen bomb directly aimed at his solar plexus. — Kelly Moran

Life becomes involuntary repetitive when you suffer from short term memory loss. — Steven Magee