Michigan State Funny Quotes & Sayings

I guess you could say I have bad taste in men. But I no longer feel the need to be someone's wife. — Halle Berry

The Bible is the great treasure for the curious sinner, fresh water for thirsty painting soul, the revealed truth for the true seeker or worship per,the unrevealed truth for the wrong seekers, a guide to the blind and eternal food for the hungry soul. — Ikechukwu Joseph

Being a geek is all about learning the inventories of things. — Adam Savage

The difference between humans and other mammals is that we know how to accessorize. — Madeleine Albright

The skit was very successful based on the applause. After that show, the three of us decided to get together and try and come up with some songs that we could all participate in. — Phil Harris

In order to share one's true brilliance one initially has to risk looking like a fool: genius is like a wheel that spins so fast, it at first glance appears to be sitting still. — Criss Jami

It is not expedient or wise to examine our friends too closely; few persons are raised in our esteem by a close examination. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

And truly, God does not make known his will to us, that the knowledge of it may perish with us; but that we may be his witnesses to posterity and that they may deliver the knowledge received through us, from hand to hand, (as we say,) to their descendants. — John Calvin

Never accept a drink from a urologist. — Erma Bombeck

I work too hard, I'd be a really bad mom, unfortunately. I can't even keep a plant! — Maria Ressa

But I don't want her to live like I lived. I
don't want her to see her father at his
worst. I don't want her to see him when
he loses his temper with me to the point
that she no longer recognizes him as her
father. Because no matter how many
good moments she might share with Ryle
throughout her lifetime, I know from
experience that it would only be the
worst ones that stuck with her. — Colleen Hoover

The man has a theory. The woman has hipbones. Here comes Death. — Anne Carson

Congenital killers and criminals are possessed of not one but two Y chromosomes, bearing a double dose, as it were, of genetically undesirable maleness. — Elizabeth Gould Davis

If I had a bucket list, I'd say raising my four girls to be strong, good women would be No. 1, — Matt Damon

White Jesus's arms were long, his muscles defined. He looked sad, though. He had never had sex, like me. Never masturbated to relieve the tension, because that was a sin and he was sinless. Never watched naked women writhe about on Cinemax or whatever the ancient equivalent of that was. Just what did he discuss with those whores? With the one he loved but never fucked? What did he do with all that yearning? — Rion Amilcar Scott