Michaelyn Boyd Quotes & Sayings

Just because he was pretty didn't mean he couldn't be improved by a smack upside the head with a piece of earnest hickory — Christopher Moore

My biggest problem with President Bush is when we were in kindergarten together, he broke my favorite red crayon! Since that moment, my psychiatrist told me that I haven't been able to move forward as a person. Severely hindering the chances of me being able to mature any since that tragic day. For that, I'll never forgive him. — Carolyn Parrish

He can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money. — L. Frank Baum

and it looked like her shadow was seeping out of her body. — Shane Jiraiya Cummings

Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert. Those are the guys I look at who are telling me pretty much the truth. And they throw humor into it which makes it much more interesting to listen to. — Grace Slick

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. — Tommy Shaw

And Ama Clutch was gone, and the overly subordinate pillowcase took a small spill of human juice from the edge of her slackened mouth. — Gregory Maguire