Michael Ian Black Wet Hot American Summer Quotes & Sayings

I just start singing some words with a tune. I don't ever write a song thinking, Now I'll write a song about ... — Paul McCartney

For the first time since he showed up in my checkout lane, I let my eyes wander the full length of his body. The bulge in his running down the side of his pants leg is quite noticeable; either he has a banana in his pocket, or he's happy to see me. Then I notice a similar bulge running down the side of his other pants leg. Either he has two bananas in his pockets, or he has two erections. — Andrew Shaffer

I'm incredibly sad that my mother's not here to see my kids and that my kids don't get to know her. And she didn't meet my husband. That's one of the hardest things. I don't even know how to put that into words. — Stella McCartney

We sow the seed of deadly nightshade and wish it to bear lilies and roses! — Gottfried Von Strassburg

Golf is all about patience - one tournament is four days long, 18 holes a day. — Lindsey Vonn

We're not reinventing the wheel. We're just rolling it down our own path. — D.R. Pedraza

"I can't believe you recently had a baby. How do you do it?" The baby starts to come down ... and once that happens you can't-it comes out. Whether you let it or not, the baby comes out. So that's how I did it. — Tina Fey

Have mercy on me, Lord, for I am weak; remember, Lord, how short my time is; remember that I am but flesh, a wind that passeth away, and cometh not again. My days are as grass, as a flower of the field; for the wind goeth over me, and I am gone, and my place shall know me no more. — Lancelot Andrewes

Cry For Those Who Cares For You And Not For Them Those Who Makes You Cry — Jay Patel

Yeah, well, I wanted to be a screenwriter, and guess what? I am one. That's the other tragedy in life. — Charles D'Ambrosio

This latter was a remarkably large and beautiful animal, entirely black, and sagacious to an astonishing degree. — Edgar Allan Poe

Plus there was the standard French insult of ignoring your French and answering in English. — Glen Duncan