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Michael Douglas Funny Quotes By Dave Eggers

Having a matrix of preferences presented as your essence, as the whole you? Maybe that was it. It was some kind of mirror, but it was incomplete, distorted. — Dave Eggers

Michael Douglas Funny Quotes By Margaret Cho

I am a big 'Ellen' fan. I have been one for quite a long time now. I used to do the local news talk shows with her in San Francisco, when we were both still kids. — Margaret Cho

Michael Douglas Funny Quotes By Juliet Marillier

Hope is such a tenuous quality. To feel it and then to be denied what one most longs for ... Better, surely, not to hope at all, than to open the heart to a hope that is impossible. — Juliet Marillier

Michael Douglas Funny Quotes By Andrew Sean Greer

It turns out that you don't end up with the people you love; by definition, you end up with the ones who stay. — Andrew Sean Greer

Michael Douglas Funny Quotes By Camilo Villegas

I don't believe in hitting a bad shot and then insisting it's no big deal. No, you just messed up, so react. I'm not saying you need to throw your club. I mean, take 10 seconds to get angry at yourself, but then start over. — Camilo Villegas

Michael Douglas Funny Quotes By Ray Bradbury

The very first experiments with building rockets and firing them off were carried out by students at Cal Tech in 1937, '38 and '39. And later these people put together these jet propulsion labs in Pasadena and wound up sending aircraft and spacecraft to the moon. So it all began very primitively with love. — Ray Bradbury

Michael Douglas Funny Quotes By Carl Icahn

I'm no robin hood, I enjoy making the money. — Carl Icahn

Michael Douglas Funny Quotes By Mary Stuart Masterson

Are you a polititcian or does lyin' just run in your family? — Mary Stuart Masterson

Michael Douglas Funny Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik

Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one's going to be sad when you get cancer. — Anthony Jeselnik

Michael Douglas Funny Quotes By Demi Lovato

It helps to even look in the mirror - and it sounds so cheesy - but if you just look in the mirror and say, 'You are beautiful,' and 'You are worthy,' those things really help you. — Demi Lovato

Michael Douglas Funny Quotes By Cynthia Hand

Your a member? I think at him incredulously.
He blinks in surprise that I am talking to him via brain. That it could be that easy, between us, when it's so hard with everyone else.
Yes. As of his morning.
And how does one become a member exactly?
You make a promise to serve the light. To fight for the side of good.
I thought they said they don't fight.
He gives me the mental equivalent of a shrug.
And that's what you did this morning?
Yes, he says unwaveringly. I took an oath.
And so the revelations keep on coming. — Cynthia Hand

Michael Douglas Funny Quotes By Mark Twain

It is my heart-warmed and world-embracing Christmas hope and aspiration that all of us, the high, the low, the rich, the poor, the admired, the despised, the loved, the hated, the civilized, the savage (every man and brother of us all throughout the whole earth), may eventually be gathered together in a heaven of everlasting rest and peace and bliss, except the inventor of the telephone. — Mark Twain

Michael Douglas Funny Quotes By Sean Booth

It doesn't really exist; it's just basically lots of different stages between the two pieces, and you end up with, like, a third shape that doesn't exist but is suggested to you by the image. — Sean Booth

Michael Douglas Funny Quotes By Tina Fey

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way. — Tina Fey