Mga Nakakatawa Quotes & Sayings

I would decriminalize marijuana, but you step out of your house high and you bother somebody else in any way, shape or form, I'm going to slap a fine on you that's going to curl your hair! — Bill O'Reilly

To sit beside the board and drink good wine And watch the turf smoke coiling from the fire And feel content and wisdom in your heart, This is the best of life; when we are young We long to tread a way none trod before, But find the excellent old way through love And through the care of children to the hour Forbidding Fate and Time and Change goodbye. — William Butler Yeats

Link to your competitors and say nice things about them. Remember, you're part of an industry. — Robert Scoble

Everybody's in love when they're eighteen. And everybody gets dumped. — Susan Wiggs

But how just it has been! And how should all men reflect, that when they compare their present conditions with others that are worse, Heaven may oblige them to make the exchange, and be convinced of their former felicity by their experience ... — Daniel Defoe

Naming can limit as well as empower. — Loraine Hutchins

I like to talk while I'm on stage. It makes the show more personal. With that said, it's got to stay within reason or it's annoying. — Ron Pope

Play on both sides of the board is my favourite strategy. — Alexander Alekhine

Be not disgusted, nor discouraged, nor dissatisfied, if thou dost not succeed in doing everything according to right principles; but when thou bast failed, return back again, and be content if the greater part of what thou doest is consistent with man's nature, and love this to which thou returnest — Marcus Aurelius

Lincoln has become so addicted to the telegraph's instant news from the front that he still can't let go of the need for just one more bit of information, even though the prospect of another great battle is slim. — Bill O'Reilly

The first draft is just you telling yourself the story. — Terry Pratchett

Love is the essence of a full and wonderful life. — Nicholas Sparks

Training is practice doing a new task much more slowly than an expert would do it. — Tom DeMarco