Mewd Quotes & Sayings

Jameson: I just nailed you
Lexa: Strange. I didn't feel a thing.
Jameson: I just EMAILED you. I swear to GOD I typed emailed and my phone changed it
Lexa: Sure you did — Christine Zolendz

Reggae is my heart since I was a kid. I love Reggae music. — Eve

It doesn't happen by accident. Films are designed to have effects on viewers. — Anonymous

FEW PEOPLE in American history have been as consistently disliked as the Puritans. — Jim Cullen

If the man who turnips cries, Cry not when his father dies, 'Tis proof that he had rather Have a turnip than his father. — Samuel Johnson

The Second Amendment is an integral part of the Bill of Rights. — Ted Cruz

And if I hear 'Your Grace' once more, I'll have your head on a spike. We are more to each other than that." "I had not forgotten," Ned replied quietly. — George R R Martin

The bond that attaches us to the life outside ourselves is the same bond that holds us to our own life. — William Barrett

We all used to collect baseball cards that came with bubble gum. You could never get the smell of gum off your cards, but you kept your Yankees cards pristine. — Penny Marshall

It is the woman who sheaths her claws and waits for the perfect opportunity who ends up with the cream from the top of the pail. — Vivienne Lorret

Once you start down the slippery slope of depression, it's hard to climb off of it. And sometimes you don't want to climb off of it. — Keary Taylor

Presumptuous Man! the reason wouldst thou find,
Why form'd so weak, so little, and so blind?
First, if thou canst, the harder reason guess,
Why form'd no weaker, blinder, and no less!
Ask of thy mother earth, why oaks are made
Taller or stronger than the weeds they shade?
Or ask of yonder argent fields above,
Why Jove's Satellites are less than Jove? — Alexander Pope

Ah me! how hard a thing it is to say — Dante Alighieri

Wealth and fame can only be so important in the face of musical magic — Graham Nash