Metistes Quotes & Sayings

So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the [L.A.] riots ... and all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me ... 'Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it's any consolation crime is horrible here, too.' ... Shutup. This is Hobbitown and I am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This is a land of fairies and elves. You do not have crime like we have crime, but I appreciate you trying to be, you know, Diplomatic. You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious, you don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there. I swear to God. I read an article - front page of the paper - one day, in England: 'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.' Wooooo ... 'The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! What if they become roughians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shafsbry tonight. — Bill Hicks

Not all the coal that is dug warms the world. — Mary Harris Jones

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it. — Agatha Christie

I'm kind of looking for something with a lot less action and more talking and listening. — Brandon Routh

I never think about my own stats, as long as I'm contributing to the team. — Derek Jeter

No god ever came down and wiped out a disease. Science did. A vaccine will. — Nick Annis

But I can't rewrite history. I can only live with what's left. — Suzanne Young

When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex ... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you.' - Lockie — Kathy Lette

You are now Red in the head, Silver in the heart. — Victoria Aveyard

New needs need new techniques. And the modern artists have found new ways and new means of making their statements ... the modern painter cannot express this age, the airplane, the atom bomb, the radio, in the old forms of the Renaissance or of any other past culture. — Jackson Pollock

What can everyone do? Praise and blame. This is human virtue, this is human madness. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Never Doubt
There comes a moment when you begin to realize that virtually anything is possible - that nothing is too good to be true. — Kobi Yamada

It's very hard to be a gentleman and a writer. — W. Somerset Maugham