Methodjosh Quotes & Sayings

One measure of a civilization, in fact, is the percentage of misfits in its society. — Kobo Abe

Experiencing contentment in all things begins with understanding that all things will not be ours on our earthly journey. Just as a tent cannot hold all the comforts of a home, this world cannot provide all that we long for. By letting go of our expectations and turning our eyes to Jesus, we find hope and joy for the journey. — Melissa B. Kruger

When you grow up in Chicago, your whole family is counting on you to go to college and do something distinguished. The last thing you're thinking is that you're going to make a career in show business. — Harold Ramis

I've had it. I did 4,700 episodes. Isn't that enough? — Monty Hall

They who have light in themselves will not revolve as satellites. — Seneca The Younger

As a rule, I try to steer clear of opinions pertaining to your parenting. I assume you're doing the best you can, and God bless. — Emma McLaughlin

The angels in heaven covered their eyes with their hands and sobbed loudly, because that is what they always do when a man hits his wife. A profound sadness settled over the earth ... God was silent in every language. The angels tried to dry their tears, but their handkerchiefs were so soaked through that is started raining even in the deserts. — Guus Kuijer

God help me if I should ever lose my looks."
"I wouldn't mind."
He gave her a quizzical smile. "What?"
"If..." Evie paused, suddenly embarrassed. "If anything happened to your looks... if you became... less handsome. Your appearance wouldn't matter to me.I would still..." She paused and finished hesitantly, "...want you as my husband."
Sebastian's smile faded slowly. He gave her a long, intent stare, her wrist still clasped in his hand. Something strange crossed his expression... an undefinable emotion wrought of heat and vulnerability. When he answered, his voice was strained from the effort to sound cavalier. "Without a doubt, you're the first one who's ever said that to me. — Lisa Kleypas

In much of society, research means to investigate something you do not know or understand. — Neil Armstrong

I like to quote myself frequently and often, it makes me sound much more intelligent than I actually am. — George Bernard Shaw

Believe in love's infinite journey, for it is your own, for you are love. Love is life — Rumi

Plus, you'll be healthier. Everyone wins." "I'm healthy. I eat fruit." "In pie doesn't count. — Kylie Scott

Murhder- he's coming, people, he's coming (that's what she said)- I just have to fit him in (that's also what she-)

Okay, that escalated quickly.... — J.R. Ward