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Metaphors Funny Quotes By Bill Laswell

In all the music that deals with experimental repetition, drum and bass, dub, various kinds of house music, there's always been a quality of atmosphere and ambience. — Bill Laswell

Metaphors Funny Quotes By Jonathan Maberry

My favorite monster has always been the zombie. They are so much fun. They can be scary, pathetic, sad, funny, tragic, even heroic. They are the most elastic monster because, even with all of that, they don't interfere with telling stories about the humans. They serve as threats and metaphors, but they allow the story to be about people. — Jonathan Maberry

Metaphors Funny Quotes By Michel Onfray

Religion is like magic. It is all about tricks. — Michel Onfray

Metaphors Funny Quotes By Leo Thorsness

During the really tough first couple of years in prison, I felt like the 23rd Psalm was dictated by the Lord specifically for POWs. — Leo Thorsness

Metaphors Funny Quotes By Brandon Sanderson

We got there without being spotted. I pulled her in, then shut the door, pressing my back to it and exhaling like an epileptic pilot who'd just landed a cargo plane full of dynamite. — Brandon Sanderson

Metaphors Funny Quotes By Oliver Sacks

We speak not only to tell other people what we think, but to tell ourselves what we think. Speech is a part of thought. — Oliver Sacks

Metaphors Funny Quotes By Kirk Farber

...so much has been laid on the sunset - heavy-handed metaphors, sentimental music. Everyone's always walking into them, and that is some very intense light. Maybe that's where the term "love is blind" comes from, because so many people are walking into sunsets, burning out their corneas. — Kirk Farber

Metaphors Funny Quotes By Barbara Wren

With the loss of acute illnesses we have seen a loss of human potential and a dramatic increase in chronic 'incurable' diseases. If we want to return to health, we have to look at disease in a way that is different from the accepted medical models, because these models do not work. There has been no overall improvement in the mortality rates for most forms of cancer in the past 100 years, yet still people put their faith in drugs, surgery and radiation. Terminal patients are often offered 'new drugs' in the hope of prolonging life but are in fact being treated as little more than guinea pigs. All disease is curable, but the cure can only be found within the body. — Barbara Wren

Metaphors Funny Quotes By Charles Spurgeon

If you think you can walk in holiness without keeping up perpetual fellowship with Christ, you have made a great mistake. If you would be holy, you must live close to Jesus. — Charles Spurgeon

Metaphors Funny Quotes By Stieg Larsson

Martin was dafter than a syphilitic polecat - where do I get these metaphors from? — Stieg Larsson

Metaphors Funny Quotes By Atul Gawande

Living is a kind of skill. The calm and wisdom of old age are achieved over time. — Atul Gawande

Metaphors Funny Quotes By Assata Shakur

My neighbors ask me what the u.s. is like, and they accuse me of lying when i tell them about the hunger and cold and people sleeping in the streets. They refuse to believe me. How can that be in such a rich country? — Assata Shakur

Metaphors Funny Quotes By Brandon Sanderson

I grunted, hauling the rope hand over hand. A plaintive squeak came from the pulley system with each draw, as if I had strapped some unfortunate mouse to a torture device and was twisting with glee. — Brandon Sanderson

Metaphors Funny Quotes By Pete Townshend

The facts don't always reveal the truth, but the truth always reveals the facts. — Pete Townshend

Metaphors Funny Quotes By Beverly Rycroft

You have buttered your bread. Now you must lie on it. — Beverly Rycroft

Metaphors Funny Quotes By Helen Prejean

Once you inject fear into a society of people, they become more and more afraid because they don't cross over the neighbourhoods and the only information they get about other people is through the media. — Helen Prejean

Metaphors Funny Quotes By Dar Williams

The funny thing is musicians often love to go to see visual art because you've got all these pictures to turn into metaphors. — Dar Williams