Metagaming Pigeon Quotes & Sayings

One of those professional drivers hit one of those blockade barriers. It was the first car accident I have ever been in, so I was a little startled. — Matt Hasselbeck

If the public likes you, you're good. — Mickey Spillane

Reading doesn't put you to sleep... it makes you dream... — Nanette L. Avery

Monkeys
What! His partner said.
Monkeys are funny, said Peabody.'So why didn't we we pick monkeys.
His partner sighed and shook his head with sad dismay.
Monkeys? Jesus.
Monkeys' idea of fun is throwing their shit at you. Monkeys always take the joke a step too far. — Toby Barlow

He's so fat, he can be his own running mate. — Johnny Carson

Work will drive you crazy if you let it. — Patrick DeWitt

If you ever meet a guy and you fall in love with him, but because of some weird genetic mutation he doesn't seem to return the feeling? ... Wear that dress. — Ann Brashares

[On General William Boykin] I hope he's not long for this world. — Nina Totenberg

I don't want to believe. I want to know. — Carl Sagan