Metacafe Video Quotes & Sayings

Here I am at the end of the road and at the top of the heap. — Pope John XXIII

That's something I think is growing on me as I get older: happy endings. — Alice Munro

Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve. — Lewis Black

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? — George Carlin

In 1997, the government spent $37 billion on military research and development, nearly two-thirds of what the entire world spent on the same. In — Morris Berman