Messidor Quotes & Sayings

In everything, give thanks. — Jan Karon

I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high. — Elizabeth Jane Howard

How come God has to make it so tough for you?" "We must not question His ways," Ignatius said. "Maybe not, but I still don't get it." "The writings of Boethius may give you some insight." "I read Father Keller and Billy Graham in the paper every single day." "Oh, my God!" Ignatius spluttered. "No wonder you are so lost. — John Kennedy Toole

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible. — Leslie Nielsen

A sodomite got very excited looking at a zoology text. Does this make it pornography? — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Life is brutally short, and there's only one go at it. We don't go for the old myths about helping somebody as we travel along life's path or our living will have been in vain. It's for now. Not tomorrow. But now. — Mick Norman