Messerer Quotes & Sayings

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored. — Jeff Foxworthy

Why do the faithful have such a will, to believe in something? And call in the name they choose, having chosen nothing ... — Ian Anderson

Blue skies Smiling at me Nothing but blue skies Do I see Bluebirds Singing a song Nothing but bluebirds All day long — Irving Berlin

I don't want to spend the rest of my life in politics. When I'm finished with my term as governor, I'm going back to the life that's waiting for me in the private sector. — Jesse Ventura

Look ... we're getting to be old men, and we've spent our lives looking for the weaknesses in one another's systems. I can see through Eastern values just as you can see through our Western ones. Both of us, I am sure, have experienced ad nauseam the technical satisfactions of this wretched war. But now your own side is going to shoot you. Don't you think it's time to recognise that there is as little worth on your side as there is on mine? — John Le Carre

Spending is worse than pain, she thought; it lasts longer. — Rita Mae Brown

Because the pure girls get rescued."
Mary Lou felt something she didn't let herself feel often. She was well and truly pissed off. "Why do girls have to be all pure and innocent and good? Why don't guys have to be? — Libba Bray

To preach Christ is to feed the soul, to justify it, to set it free, and to save it, if it believes the preaching. — Martin Luther

When I write with Maiden, then I write only with the guys in Maiden, we don't do songs from outside people. — Bruce Dickinson

She'd read a lot of discussions about 9/11, obviously, but contributions from structural engineers had been conspicuous by their absence. And — Mick Herron

You can have a laugh in Los Angeles, or you can weep in Los Angeles, depending on your attitude towards it. — Miranda Richardson

More important than the quest for certainty is the quest for clarity. — Francois Gautier

When we consider that women are treated as property it is degrading to women that we should treat our children as property to be disposed of as we see fit. — Elizabeth Cady Stanton

People are trying to figure out how to pay bills and make ends meet. They don't want to turn on the TV and say, 'What is this crap?' — Bill Engvall