Merlins Apprentice Quotes & Sayings

Mr. Bingham said, "Hey, you guys are supposedly psychic. Why didn't you see that coming and warn the girl?"
Mom sighed. "Again, we don't see the future."
"Yeah. You're a bunch of frauds."
I'd had it. My frustration boiled over. I turned to Mrs. Bingham. "Do you know a Jane Sutherland?"
Confusion swept over her delicate features. "Yes, she used to be my husband's secretary before he was laid off. What about her?"
"He wasn't laid off. He was fired. The company has rules against boinking your secretary, even though your husband apparently has no qualms with the matter."
"Clarity!" Mom screamed. — Kim Harrington

Teen pregnancy went way down in the '90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception. — Al Franken

I'm a hybrid, from a cultural perspective, but I don't think in these terms. I'm more simple than that. I'm a mammal who will live 70 years, more or less, who believes in God and likes his life. — Ashraf Barhom

The budget enforcement rules of the 1990s were an important part of getting the budget back into balance. It was done on a bipartisan basis. Those pay-as-you-go rules were tested and they worked. We are now in a one-party system, and we have thrown them out. — Melissa Bean

She eased across the creaking floorboards to the nearest window.
The view encompassed the woods, with dark shapes smeared into one entity, like in her sketchbook.
What lay amongst the trees? — Jordan Elizabeth Mierek

For what is God's will, but that we should be reconciled to ourselves. — Regina Ullmann

Friendship is not an obligation or duty. It is a sweet responsibility. — Debasish Mridha

There's glory and honour in being chosen. But not much room for free will — Elizabeth Wein

I mostly write about the working poor. Somehow, they're not being written about much anymore. I'm very interested in people who are in a situation that needs a little puzzling out. The thing that gets me started on a story is a person in a tough situation. — Bonnie Jo Campbell

Even if abortion were made easy or painless for everyone, it wouldn't change the bottom-line problem that abortion kills children. — Randy Alcorn

Better remain silent, better not even think, if you are not prepared to act. — Annie Besant

From a product standpoint, we want every touch point to feel magical. It inspires trust. — Jack Dorsey