Merichkas Quotes & Sayings

Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn't that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly. — Carroll Bryant

If cunnilingus was a martial art, I'd wear my black belt with pride. — Jodi Knight

Just because he was pretty didn't mean he couldn't be improved by a smack upside the head with a piece of earnest hickory — Christopher Moore

I believe that people need to get their worth and value from knowing that God loves them. I believe that all healing in our inner man and even, we know Christ also heals people's physical diseases, but the Bible says he heals our wounds and bruises. Don't worry about what's wrong with you right now, God accepts you just the way you are and he will help you be what he wants you to be. — Joyce Meyer

I think of my body as a tool to do the stuff I need to do, but not the be all end all of my existence. — Lena Dunham

The highest heaven is not in the sky, it is in the human mind. — Abhijit Naskar

A woman's body is her body and what she wears or does not wear is her choice. Get over it and move on. — Randa Abdel-Fattah

Each time I think I've reached a limit ... there is a door ... it opens ... and the limit is gone. — Herbert Nitsch

You have to have passion for everything you do, and you've got to look at the positive side. — Alfredo Quinones-Hinojosa

In this summer heat, I must remember that the realest things are the closest and farthest away, like the warmth found in winter: the heat hidden in the folds of one's coat, a lost floating breath, a kiss across the distance of zero degrees. — Meia Geddes

We will make converts day by day; we will grow strong by the violence and injustice of our adversaries. And, unless truth be a mockery and justice a hollow lie, we will be in the majority after a while. — Abraham Lincoln

She is trying to convince me that she never does this and is not that type of girl. It was difficult for me to understand. Her enunciation wasn't very good with my dick in her mouth. — Tucker Max

When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called rappers — Carlos Mencia