Mercuris Homeopathy Quotes & Sayings

One of the greatest distinguishing marks of false prophet is that he will always tell you what you want to hear, he will never rain on your parade; he will get you clapping, he will get you jumping, he will make you dizzy, he will keep you entertained, and he will present a Christianity to you that will make your church look like a six flags over Jesus. — Paul Washer

For the first time ever, women are scoring higher than men on IQ tests. Scientists say it has something to do with breast implants
not that it makes the women smarter, it just makes the men dumber. — Jay Leno

Michael could never remember his father ever having uttered a word about death, as if the Don respected death too much to philosophize about it. — Mario Puzo

I may not always walk the straight and narrow, but I sure in hell try to cross it as often as I can. — J. Golden Kimball

I actually try and work before my mind is telling me what to do. — Henry Wessel Jr.

Thank you, Daylight Savings Time, for making people wax on about the wonder of an extra hour of sleep, only to serve as an especially depressing reminder to parents that kids don't care about farmers and harvests and extra hours of daylight. I enjoy my kids standing at my bedside at 4:30 a.m. like creepy, wide-awake Children of the Corn. Naptimes are also jacked, so there's that. With all due respect-ish, A Tired Mom. — Jen Hatmaker

It's not where I'm going that worries me it's where I've been that always bites me in the ass. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

When you are with the people you like, you tend to be happier. — Tomoko Hayakawa

And if we're all one, we need to stop our competition with each other. Most of the decisions we make are about survival and winning. — Neale Donald Walsch