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Mens Day Funny Quotes By Craig Rosebraugh

Hit them in their personal lives, visit their homes . Actively target U.S. military establishments within the United States ... strike hard and fast and retreat in anonymity. Select another location, strike again hard and fast and quickly retreat in anonymity ... Do not get caught. DO NOT GET CAUGHT. Do not get sent to jail. Stay alert, keep active, and keep fighting. — Craig Rosebraugh

Mens Day Funny Quotes By Eric Kripke

Religion and gods and beliefs - for me, it all comes down to your brother. And your brother might be the brother in your family, or it might be the guy next to you in the foxhole - it's about human connections. — Eric Kripke

Mens Day Funny Quotes By Michael Tymn

understand how a life without adversity offers little opportunity — Michael Tymn

Mens Day Funny Quotes By Ron Paul

Never voted to spend one penny of Social Security money. — Ron Paul

Mens Day Funny Quotes By Jessica Fortunato

I was sick of the body count that existed around my family. It seemed statistically that eventually the body count would include my family. — Jessica Fortunato

Mens Day Funny Quotes By Frederick Lenz

The difficult opponent is the best. — Frederick Lenz

Mens Day Funny Quotes By Octavio Paz

You are you and your body of steam,
you and your face of night,
you and your hair, unhurried lightning,
you cross the street and enter my forehead,
footsteps of water across my eyes,
listen to me as one listens to the rain — Octavio Paz

Mens Day Funny Quotes By Lyndon B. Johnson

First, this law - the National Defense Education Act - ended years and years of debate about one controversial question: 'Shall the Federal Government, with all its massive resources, get directly involved in aiding American education?' The answer this law gave was a loud 'Yes!' - and thus we paved the way for a new era of support for education in America. This law, in fact, helped make possible more than 50 new education laws passed in my administration. — Lyndon B. Johnson

Mens Day Funny Quotes By Etgar Keret

Often, the stories are very much like trust falls. You fall, and you hope the story's going to catch you. — Etgar Keret

Mens Day Funny Quotes By Jodi Picoult

I mean, who the hell has a turret on their house, besides Rapunzel? — Jodi Picoult

Mens Day Funny Quotes By Amy Hempel

I leave a lot out when I tell the truth. The same when I write a story. — Amy Hempel

Mens Day Funny Quotes By Scott Bakula

What we are as actors, for better and for worse, is visible. — Scott Bakula

Mens Day Funny Quotes By Henry David Thoreau

The only people who ever get any place interesting are the people who get lost. That's why the planets are so much better company than the stars - they keep wandering back and forth across the sky and you never know where you're going to find them. — Henry David Thoreau