Melodije Hrvatskog Quotes & Sayings

Nobody's going to tell me how to be different, so stop asking me. Stop asking me what two-plus-two is. Everybody knows two-plus-two is five. — Shaquille O'Neal

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman

Traditional dinosaur theory is full of short circuits. Like the antiquated wiring in an old house, the details sputter and burn out when specific parts are tested. — Robert T. Bakker

You'll regret the day you ever messed with Philadelphia Collins and sons — Phil Collins

It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya. — George Carlin

T's awful not to be loved. It's the worst thing in the world ... It makes you mean, and violent, and cruel. — John Steinbeck

Whenever you are too worried about someone else's approval, that person loses respect for you. — Sherry Argov

Romeo and Juliet, say they didn't die but Juliet got pissed and took off. Everyone would know it was Romeo and Juliet, would always be Romeo and Juliet, even if later Romeo hooked up with Nancy. No one ever heard of Nancy, doesn't even sound right, Romeo and Nancy. Everyone knows Romeo's meant to be with Juliet. Even if Romeo loved Nancy, Nancy would always know she was never Juliet — Kristen Ashley

I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more. — Oliver Reed