Megodak Quotes & Sayings

Granny Weatherwax had a primal snore. It had never been tamed. No one had ever had to sleep next to it, to curb its wilder excesses by means of a kick, a prod in the small of the back, or a pillow used as a bludgeon. It had had years in a lonely bedroom to perfect the knark, the graaah, and the gnoc, gnoc, gnoc unimpeded by the nudges, jabs, and occasional attempts at murder that usually moderate the snore impulse over time — Terry Pratchett

Scientology is probably one of the most misunderstood things, and it's sad that it's so misunderstood. — Stanley Clarke

New Orleans: The least annoying French place on Earth. — David Letterman

I'm truly an outsider in the poetry world. When I started writing, I was trying to move my poems away from modernist lines. — Richard Grossman

I suppose I could admire all these slow Seattle drivers for their safety-mindedness, consideration for others, and peace of mind. Instead, I'm a fury of annoyance. — Maria Semple

I was a skeleton with flesh and clothes and thoughts. — Barbara Kingsolver

Don't criticise a hypothesis, come up with a better one. — Edward De Bono

Why can't we have racism that's ignorant but nice? You could have stereotypes that are positive about race. You could say, "Those Chinese people, they can fly!" "You know about the Puerto Ricans? They're made of candy!" — Louis C.K.

A certain amount of contempt for the material employed to express an idea is indispensable to the purest realization of this idea. — Man Ray

Christianity is alone in thinking that sex is entirely the Devil's business and an offence to God, This is a strange doctrine and almost implies that God and the devil must have collaborated on the creation of humanity, God working above the belly button and the Devil below. — Robert Anton Wilson

Whilst all the world is in pursuit of power, culture corrects the theory of success. — Ralph Waldo Emerson