Meet The Santas Quotes & Sayings

Oh, how I vainly wished to the bearded man in the sky that I was Neapolitan. Why? So I could bring in a fine Neapolitan pest control to help with Queensberry's problem before it gets out of hand. — Oscar Wilde

You don't have to pound your head after hearing a country song and wonder if you missed something. — Annette Funicello

Laurent flushed. The colour hit his
cheeks hard, and a muscle tightened in
his jaw as whatever he felt was forcibly
repressed. It was not like any reaction
that Damen had ever seen from him
before, and he couldn't resist pushing it a
little further. — C.S. Pacat

Comedy does offer an avenue to television and film careers for untelegenic people that great drama does not. — John Hodgman

The reason while we are in danger in this universe is this: We need the universe but the universe does not need us! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Since life itself is uncertain, nothing which has life for its basis can boast much stability. — Samuel Johnson

Passing is your best weapon against man to man. Dribble penetration is your best weapon against zone. — Bobby Knight

If Jesus had been a hunchback, they could hardly have nailed him to the cross. — Gunter Grass

I at least know what I am and do not try to hide it from the rest of the world. Do you know what you are? Because you can only be one thing at a time. — Katlyn Charlesworth

Anybody looking for a quiet life has picked the wrong century to born in. — Whitaker Chambers

If we will put our trust in the Lord, he will help us through our difficulties, whatever they my be. — Thomas S. Monson

Chances are that neither the client nor the agency will ever know very much about what role the ad has played in sales or profits of the client, either short-term or long-term. — Michael Schudson

I don't consider myself a star. — Andres Iniesta

Ask your friends for help if you need it. Asking for help can be costly if you don't have friends. — Eraldo Banovac

The American Dream is not being dependent on the federal government for your health care, for your automobile, for your college education, for your student loan on and on and on. — Marsha Blackburn