Meer Shanks Quotes & Sayings

Every single person I've seen in the past few days asks me about the Leg.
How is it?
How's the Leg?
The Leg is attached. Thanks for asking. There's The Leg right there. It's on display, always outside of the sheets and blanket, although the whole thing is still so wrapped up it looks like I borrowed The Leg from some ancient Egyptian mummy.
How's The Leg?
It seems a bit mummyish, thanks. — Michael Grant

Washington is like playing the Super Bowl, only there are no timeouts, no potty breaks, and the arena is filled with the media. In government, you have to learn to put yourself second in a big way. But I am a business person at heart. I like to be in charge. — Desiree Rogers

I think there's a mystery about what a social movement is. — Bernadine Dohrn

Never lie to your mother. That's like the biggest lesson that I learned, learned throughout my life, you know? — Bristol Palin

The most precious wine is produced upon the sides of volcanoes. Now bold and inspiring ideals are only born of a clear head that stands over a glowing heart. — Horace Mann

There's nothing like a little physical pain to keep your mind off your emotional problems. — John E. Sarno

Without waiting for others acknowledge your purpose, remaining balanced when things don't work out, and uncompromising in your effort; realize that you have a piece of the universe for which she cannot exist without. — Forrest Curran

If you put me in a real Tardis, I dread to think what would happen to the universe. — Peter Capaldi