Mcsweeneys Internet Quotes & Sayings

I wanted a guy like Orpheus. Orpheus has gone through Tartarus to rescue his wife - that was love. Hades probably didn't even know the meaning of the word love. — Kaitlin Bevis

Every nation's greatest chance comes from the fact that no nation is completely composed of fools — Mehmet Murat Ildan

...I can hang on to God and trust that He knows. — Melody Carlson

I have no idea how to get in touch with anyone anymore. Everyone, it seems, has a home phone, a cell phone, a regular e-mail account, a Facebook account, a Twitter account, and a Web site. Some of them also have a Google Voice number. There are the sentimental few who still have fax machines. — Susan Orlean

Another Weeping Woman
Pour the unhappiness out
From your too bitter heart,
Which grieving will not sweeten.
Poison grows in this dark.
It is in the water of tears
Its black blooms rise.
The magnificent cause of being,
The imagination, the one reality
In this imagined world
Leaves you
With him for whom no phantasy moves,
And you are pierced by a death. — Wallace Stevens

When we say, 'I don't understand,' God replies, 'I don't care.' . — Stephen King

There are very few misanthropes, thank goodness! — Ivor Novello

I showed her how I'd been making tiny cuts in my skin to let the badness and the pain leak out. They were shallow at first, and short, like claw marks made by a desperate cat that wanted to hid under the front porch. Cutting pain was a different flavor of hurt. It made it easier not to think about having my body and my family and my life stolen, made it easier not to care ... — Laurie Halse Anderson

We are delighted to be working with PCG to continue to develop professionalism in the IT industry, and making BCS membership more accessible to PCG's IT members enabling them to gain industry-recognised endorsement of their credentials. BCS membership supports career development at every stage, offering a wealth of IT industry information, and access to an unrivalled network of IT professionals to help secure that next job or contract. — David A. Clarke, Jr

I think in today's world we've discovered what works, silhouette-wise. A body's a body. — Lazaro Hernandez

It is the mutual duty of all to practice Christian forbearance, love, and charity toward each other. — James Madison

London - beautiful, immortal London - has never been a 'city' in the simplest sense of the word. It was, and is, a living, breathing thing, a stone leviathan that harbours secrets underneath its scales. It guards them covetously, hiding them deep within its body; only the mad or the worthy can find them. — Samantha Shannon

I'll not listen to reason ... reason always means what someone else has got to say. — Elizabeth Gaskell