Mcgough Plumbing Quotes & Sayings

If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy. — Woody Allen

Jaxon gave me a compliment. I was sure there'd be winged pigs up there somewhere. — Chris Cannon

People support CPF cuts because there are no protest outside parliament. — Lee Hsien Loong

You look good there."
"Where?"
"In my bed."
Duuuuude.
Zart, Lindy (2014-11-20). Roomies (p. 110). Kindle Edition. — Lindy Zart

You could compile the worst book in the world entirely out of selected passages from the best writers in the world. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

I live with that contradiction daily. It is a constant struggle. I struggle very deeply. I don't think I've said this to anyone, but I've wondered if I just want to give up this world and live in the Congo and just be there. But I don't think that's what they need from me — Eve Ensler

A man doesn't seek out a woman because he wants to screw her and leave, nor does he leave her because he can't screw her at all. That's an asshole. A real man goes after a woman because he knows that life with her far surpasses that without her. He should be stimulated by her very presence, lack of clothing withstanding. That is a man. — Amber Lynn Natusch

I'm a straightforward person. I like to be direct with people. — Henry Paulson